How Low Can You Go...

Apparently VERY LOW!! (and I'm not talking about the dance moves). The woman (and I use that term loosely) dancing in the all black everything is Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard's (aka My Milk Chocolate God) childs mother Royce Reed (former Orlando Magic dancer). SMH material indeed as the grand prize in this dance contest hosted by Ludacris at Terrell Owen's Superbowl pool party in MIA was a pair of tickets to a LA Clippers basketball game.(*insert blank stare here*) Sham-Fucking-Wow!!Clippers?!?! Not even Superbowl?!? Low-self esteem is a bitch you don't want to mess with!!

(*Father forgive me*..but that baby...)

Bet you're second guessing reproducing with this one now aren't you Dwight?!?! But I mean watching how she moves..can't say I'm mad at you, you just should have wrapped it up!!

What I wouldn't do for a piece of this...good God Almighty!! Dwight is fineeee!!