This Is The Music For Life

This video made me love this song even more...Priceless..Jazzy, you need to write somebody a check. If you don't find yourself laughing at this, I don't give a fuck, I laughed..hahaha

Cause My Momma Taught Me Better Than That!!

This stuff doesn't require an explanation, but I will provide one for hell of it...These are things your momma, daddy, GOD, dammit Life should have taught you to know better than to do:


Everything about this man, and I use that "man" term loosely is just wrong.


Lauryn honey, did you lose all your joy in Zion?? You're killing me softly!


ReRe the Body, Louis Vuitton scarf (yes), open toe sandals with an LV scarf (I vote NO) and the stockings (HELL NO)! and your bust it baby needs to invite his pants to his ankles..Thanks

Joy, this is a classic case of Good Girl Gone Bad, you possess way too much fabulousness to come out of the house looking the ho-down-pumpkin-pickin-combat-boot-wearing mess that you do. S.O.S., it's not healthy.

...:sc-signing off:...

So...Am I The Only One Who Sees This??

Please understand first and foremost that I love me some Michelle Obama, or the Obama family as a whole. I have already Ba'Rocked the Vote (Thanks to North Carolina and their early voting), I am all for 'Yes We Can' and 'Change' and all that good stuff, but seriously, am I the only one who sees this:





Maybe I'm trippin', blame it on the Happy Juice!!

...:sc..signing off:...

White Chicks...featuring T.I.

Since this is my first post pertaining to a white chick, I'll introduce this portion.

I call it White Chicks...Featuring_______.

The concept is based around one of my all-time favorite movies 'White Chicks '

YEAH, THAT MOVIE

With that said, if you catch a melanin deficient individual (my description of white people), on this blog, TRUST, they must be special. Not that I have anything against white people, but:

Anyway, today's post features white chick Chelsea Handler of 'The Chelsea Lately Show' on E!. This chick is hilarious and if you can, check your local listings to catch an episode of the show.You'll love it!

Hot on his $$$ paper trail $$$ ,rapper TI stopped by the comedienne's show to promote his latest LP "Paper Trail". Peep the clip below:



Now that was funny, was it not?? I do have a few questions though:

1. Was Chelsea kicking her legs open not one of the FUNNIEST things you've seen in?

2. What exactly is a 'situation'? Do we not use girlfriend anymore? Poor Tiny!

3. Isn't TI, or TIP (the P got lost in translation) or Clifford (if you're nasty),the cutest?

4. SIX kids though? At 28? Lawddd, someone get that boy some prophylactics!!

5. Do you own a copy of Paper Trail? If so good for you, if not go cop that..It's Hot!

In Case You Wondered What The Album Looks Like!!


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This Is What it Sounds Like, When Doves Cry...

I blame Beyonce...let me get that out first.(Yes I love her, but she is to blame). It's officially Bey season, and all the strange fruit has began to sprout.

Second, Prince was a musical genius in many people's eyes. I can't say I have been THAT into him, but I will say that this man was years before his time when he came up with the song 'When Doves Cry'. Check the lyrics, then peep the video and you will understand my pain.

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father (to bold)
Maybe you're just like my MOTHER
Shes never satisfied (shes never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like...When doves cry.

Peep the video:

When doves cry!
Don't cry (don't cry)...Lawd knows I am :_-(